Happy 47th Birthday Barack!

I also want to extend a Happy Birthday to comedian, actor and fellow conspiracy theorist Richard Motherfuckin’ Belzer.

And a shout to my little brother who is turning 21 today. Turn on your phone Dylan, I’ve been trying to get a hold of you all day.
This August will be intense, my inner soothsayer says. What with the Summer Olympics, the Democratic and Republican conventions, and the two of the more fascinating mysteries in recent times - The Montauk Monster and What The Hell Did They Really Find on Mars?
My guesses on the Montauk Monster?
- Viral Marketing for a new sci/fi movie. Think about it, the story broke the same week as Comic-Con was happening on the opposite coast.
- Ok, ok, the infamous Montauk Project is real! My favorite theory of course, but the one that people do not want me to go off on. I can see the eyes rolling already.
- Dead dog?
As far as the Mars mystery - I haven’t got the foggiest. If they’re speaking privately to Bush’s Top Science Advisor (can you believe he has one? what do you think he’s been doing for the past eight years? playing solitare in the White House broom closet?) before he breaks it down to W…I’m thinking religious implications.
In local news, Tucson’s own Toxic Ranch records is celebrating it’s 20th anniversary. I’ve been shopping there since I was 13, and even worked there for a spell when I was 18. Here’s a link to a great article in the AZ Daily Star. Congrats Bill, may you corrupt the youth for another twenty years.
My laptop is about lose it’s juice, so I’m gonna jet. Thanks for stopping by - bookmark the site, I’ll be writing a lot more and of course posting more podcasts. Ciao, babies.